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Did you have seizure while writing this sentence? Because I fell like I had one while reading it.
你写的时候，有没有癫痫我不知道；反正我读的时候，感觉自己是有的。
This article reads like an advertisement for XXX
This is a very difficult paper to review, and difficult – even painful – to read
I started reading this manuscript with much anticipation. But my enthusiasm was short lived.
人生若只如初见！！我满怀期待读这篇文章，但热情却很快夭折了。
The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about.
写作水平和数据展示让我整个人都不好了，我不得不提前下班，早点回家，花点时间思考到底什么是人生。
This paper makes no contribution.
I have rarely a more blown-up and annoy paper in the last couple of years than this hot-air balloon manuscript.
The biggest problem with manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.
这篇文章问题太多了，特别是这个写作风格，简直摧残了哥身体里的求生意志，真想自挂东南枝！
“Done! Difficult task, I don’t wish to think about constipation and faecal flora during my holidays! But, once a referee, always and anywhere a referee; we are good boy scouts in the research wilderness. Even under the sun and near a wonderful beach.
“收工！太不容易了。我才不想装着一脑子便秘和粪便菌落来度假。但是，一朝做了审稿人，永远都是审稿人，到哪儿都是审稿人，即使身处洒满阳光的沙滩，我们是科研荒野中勇敢的童子军。
“The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student.”
This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future.
这篇论文烂到家了，请彻底拒稿！然后拦截他的电子邮件ID，杜绝他再来投稿。
Reject–More holes than my grandad’s string vest!
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